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Wildlife Jokes


How did the moose keep his antlers from being stolen?

He locked horns with another moose.

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Why wouldn't the leopard take a bath?

He didn't want to get spotlessly clean.

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What do skunks do when they get angry?

They raise a stink.

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What do you call a well-dressed lion?

A dandy lion (dandelion).

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What do you call a vaccination given to a boy deer?

Buck shot.

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Why didn't the elephant get rich?

He was willing to work for peanuts.

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How did the kangaroo convict escape?

He jumped bail.

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What did the judge say when a skunk walked in?

Odor (order) in the court.

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What did the mole publisher print?

An underground newspaper.

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Why was the little elephant six hours late for dinner?

He had to wash behind his ears before coming to the table.

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What kind of music do monkeys like?

Swing!

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How long can a camel go without water?

Until it gets thirsty!

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Why did the leopard go to a cleaner?

To get its spots removed!

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What do moose do on New Year's Eve?

They blow their horns.

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When do squirrels chase people?

When they think they're nuts!


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