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Cat Jokes


Which pet is a librarian's best friend?

The cat-alogue!

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What word best describes my cat?

Purr-fect!

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Why do most people like cats?

They have pleasing purr-sonalities!

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Why do cats lick milk out of bowls?

They do not know how to use straws.

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Why do cats prefer milk?

It's purr-fectly delicious!

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Cat get married?

They were a purr-fect match.

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Q) What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

A) A dog will drop everything and come when you call. A cat will check its schedule, and fit you in.

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What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?

Good mews!

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What is the feline's favorite baseball position?

Cat-cher!

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What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?

"Me-ow!"

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What did the angry cat say?

"I'm fur-ious!"

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What did the cat say when it upset the milk dish?

Nobody's purr-fect!

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What do they say about a cat who bites?

Cat-nip!

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Why do cats sing in back alleys?

Well, that's shoe-business!

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Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?

Because of kitty litter!

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How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?

Cat got his tong(s)!

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What is the cats all-time favorite song?

Three Blind Mice!

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What is another name for a cat's home?

A scratch pad!

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What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?

Sandy Claws!

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How do you spell cat backwards?

C-a-t B-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!

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How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?

Cat got hit tong(s)!

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What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?

Eti-cat, of course!

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What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?

Good mews!

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Why don't cats complain when other cats make noise all night?

Because it's meow-sic to their ears!

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When is the best time for our cat friends to leave a place?

Anytime it's gone to the dogs!


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